When Your Date Looks Like Jabba the Hutt
You weak minded fool. He is using a Jedi Mind Trick!” Jabba the Hutt Dear Notoriouslysingle I knew I should have swiped left. I knew the…
Real Women Have Curves #30DayzOfLove
When that one guy you were dating calls you fat. You know the one, the one who wore hats. He once called you beautiful The one…
New Year New You
All is quiet on New Years Day A world in white is underway I want to be with you New Years Day U2 It’s 2023. It’s…
Don’t Call Me Beautiful
Say my name say my name If no one is around you Say baby I love you Destiny’s Child Don’t call me beautiful It’s in excusable…
@LeFermiere Yogurt Teleports My Tastebuds To France And Beyond
You’re body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. Anthony Bourdain My latest Notoriouslysingle indulgence is La Fermiere yogurt. I swear this…
The World In My Eyes
Let me take you on a trip. Around the world and back. And you won’t have to move you just sit still. Let your mind do…
So Watcha Watcha Watcha Want?
I want to say a little something that’s long overdue. The disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters…
Eating at a place called “Dune” #100DaysofSummer
The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve but a reality to experience. Frank Herbert, Dune, It’s Friday. My assistant at work asked if I…
There’s A New “Sexy” Coffee in Town #100DaysOf Summer
Everyone believes in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. Unknown There’s a new coffee shop in Eagle Rock. Unincorporated Coffee has taken over the Sworks…
Why Every Man Should Take Off His Own Boots
We’re all damaged in our own way. Johnny Depp I’m sure you’ve heard enough from the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Herd defamation trial. If you haven’t…
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