Why Does He Only Text On Holidays Part 4: Cue the Rerun, Thanksgiving Day Edition
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -George Carlin Betheny Frankel is the kween of all things going viral on TikTok: chicken…
Every NPC needs a role. A job. A reason for living. – Scott Rogers The other day, I stopped at the Auto Zone to buy some…
I want to say a little something that’s long overdue. The disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters…
We’re all damaged in our own way. Johnny Depp I’m sure you’ve heard enough from the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Herd defamation trial. If you haven’t…
Isn’t that how falling in love so often works? Some stranger appears out of nowhere and becomes a fixed star in your universe. -Kate Bolick, Spinster:…
Never accept a sliding scale date, never accept “maybes” always accept a ❤️shaped pizza – Notoriouslysinglegirl “Where did you learn how to cook?” Asked a friend…
Dear Notoriouslysinglegirl, A few days ago, I went out on a Tinder lunch date. It’s Los Angeles and traffic lately has been rather unpredictable! Not to…
Sometimes the words we leave unspoken are the ones that should have been said! -Unknown Gotta love Bethenny Frankel! She’s an expert on calling people out…
I dropped my purse in the toilet! – The Woman Who Just Sat Next To Me You can never get too bored in Palm Springs! Not…