Pizza Makes Everything Better…
Never accept a sliding scale date, never accept “maybes” always accept a ❤️shaped pizza – Notoriouslysinglegirl “Where did you learn how to cook?” Asked a friend…
Bastardized Burgers & Roasted Chicken: Reconnecting Through Food Post COVID19 Apocalypse
Food Is The Ingredient That Binds Us Together… It feels like we’ve all been hibernating for the last 2 months or so … stuck in the…
Wednesday’s Are For Fancy Lunch …
All you need is LOVE ❤️but sometimes a L U NC H break works too! Ouf… we’re still all in quarantine! At least those of us…
Do You Really Want To Marry The “Nice Girl?”
Well behaved women rarely make history! -Lauren Thatcher Ulrich Dear Notoriouslysinglegirl… I’m confused! I’ve been watching a whole lotta YouTube lately cuz you know there’s not…
The Ultimate #Corona Cuddle Slut…
But shhhh…. don’t tell Dr. Fauci or that Lady with the scarves, Bill “Robot” Gates or Mayor ” Snitch” Garcetti…. Or the media because they”ll call…
You’re Mask Is Sexy… Pick Up Lines In The Time Of COVID19
“You’re Mask Is Sexy….” Apparently that’s the new pick up line for 2020. Love in the time of COVID19 is not easy. It hasn’t been for…
What To Do When The Corona Virus Invades Your Birthday…? Just Eat Cake!
Qu’ ils mangent de la brioche Let Them Eat Cake -Marie Antoinette ….. I’ve been flooded with text messages about toilet shortages at Costco, recipes on…
Love ❤️ In The Time Of Corona Covid-19
There’s nothing like a global pandemic to create a sense of romance. Forget about Los Angeles leading the nation in STD’s, Syphilis taking front stage in…
That One Time I Worked In #Bakersfield #Tacotuesday @Mexicali
The Road Had The Lonely Times But I Kept Myself Busy… Buck Owens When you feel the cold morning air on your face slapped with the…
#12DaysOfChristmas Hippo Does A Good Ragu… But Don’t Tell Your Italian Mother!
If your mother cooks Italian food… Why should you go to a restaurant? -Martin Scorsese I grew up in Eagle Rock a little suburb of Los…
