Girl Dinner Fancy @Nobu Malibu

By notoriouslysinglegirl, September 4, 2023

Don’t Yuck Someone’s Yum!”

Rachel Narins, Chicks With Knives

Girl dinner! It’s all the rage lately on social media. I like to do “Girl Dinner Fancy,” and the perfect place to do it is Nobu in Malibu.

Girl dinner is usually a meal made up of snacks, side dishes, and small portions.

Most of the girl dinners on TikTok take place at a “girls” home.

For a “Notoriouslysingle” gal like myself, I find that to be super boring. I’m not sure why that TikTok chick got over 1.5 million views for having snacks in her living room?

I like my “girl dinner fancy,” with a view, paired with a side of idle conversation with strangers, and some delicious in vivo reality drama.

So, the Nobu Malibu bar was the perfect place to have a “Notoriouslysingle” gal dinner.

I love to people watch. And you can’t get better people watching than Nobu Malibu. You don’t need reservations to sit at the bar. You just gotta be “savvy” and find a seat. I was lucky to sit front and center where I could watch the Pacific Ocean’s waves crash on the sand. And of course there was some in vivo reality drama going on in front of me.

There was a man with a belly rotunda and his sugar baby sitting in front of me. The sugar baby fed the big belly man with a greasy pony tail some fish. He fed the girl a sushi roll of some kind.

To my right there was a couple of lesbians talking about that one time in New York when they shopped at Bergdorfs.

To my left there was an eclectic husband and wife that I had passed by at the Getty Villa earlier in the day. He was a political philosophy professor. She was an archeologist. Both Italian. We shared a few casual exchanges. Then they were replaced by 2 very sophisticated fellow “Notoriouslysingle” gals.

“Is that…?” One of the sophisticated “notoriouslysingle” gals whispered to her gal pal.

“It’s a sugar baby!” I chimed in.

“I thought so!” the gal pal responded.

“Do you think she’s from ‘Only’s Fans?” the sophisticated single gal gasped.

“Maybe? But she’s definitely a sugar baby on the clock!” I added.

“Oh I couldn’t.” the sophisticated notoriouslysingle gal responded. “ I can make my own money. Plus I would really have to “like” the guy for him to be all over me!”

I quickly flagged down our waiter and asked him who the fat man was.

“He’s a regular. That’s all I can tell you!” He responded and then quickly left without taking our order.

The “sugar baby” suddenly got up to go to the “restroom.”

The fat man pulled out his phone.

“He’s texting another girl!” squirmed the gal pal.

All 3 of us started laughing.

The sugar baby took her time in the restroom. When she got back to her date she looked a bit out of it.

“Do you think she took something?” Whispered the sophisticated notoriouslysingle gal.

“Oh for sure. She probably needed a bit of “nasal” courage to get her through the rest of her date!” I replied.

We then watched the fat man take multiple pictures on his phone of the “sugar baby,” as she took a serious of Kardashian-esque poses probably for her “Only’s Fans!”

I will have to say the Nobu special roll and the Sunset Spritz made for a pretty fancy notoriouslysingle dinner.

Having a fancy girl dinner at Nobu Malibu is way better than sitting in your boring living room. You’ll have to try it! Maybe you’ll meet some fabulous “notoriouslysingle” gal pals like I did. At the very least I’m sure you’ll catch a bit of delicious in vivo drama.