Martinis Should Always be Shaken
I prefer my martini shaken not stirred James Bond It’s the famous quote from all the James Bond movies: “I prefer my martinis shaken not stirred.”…
The Story of This One Little Cock Who Found True Love ❤️
Love makes our soul crawl out from its hiding place Zora Neale Hurston On my way to work in Yucca Valley, I kept passing this place…
Girl Dinner Fancy @Nobu Malibu
Don’t Yuck Someone’s Yum!” Rachel Narins, Chicks With Knives Girl dinner! It’s all the rage lately on social media. I like to do “Girl Dinner Fancy,”…
What Barbie & Lady Bird Have In Common
Yeah, actually my job is just BEACH Ken, The Barbie Movie I wanted to like the Barbie movie. I really did. I liked the beginning. But…
When Your Date Looks Like Jabba the Hutt
You weak minded fool. He is using a Jedi Mind Trick!” Jabba the Hutt Dear Notoriouslysingle I knew I should have swiped left. I knew the…
Real Women Have Curves #30DayzOfLove
When that one guy you were dating calls you fat. You know the one, the one who wore hats. He once called you beautiful The one…
New Year New You
All is quiet on New Years Day A world in white is underway I want to be with you New Years Day U2 It’s 2023. It’s…
Don’t Call Me Beautiful
Say my name say my name If no one is around you Say baby I love you Destiny’s Child Don’t call me beautiful It’s in excusable…
The World In My Eyes
Let me take you on a trip. Around the world and back. And you won’t have to move you just sit still. Let your mind do…
Is your blood noble enough to answer 3 riddles ? #themonthoflove
Love is in vain if luck isn’t there Giacomo Puccini What can I say, I have a love for Puccini. Hey, he knew how to pair…
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