Why Does He Only Text On Holidays Part 4: Cue the Rerun, Thanksgiving Day Edition
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
The most exciting, challenging and significant love of all is loving yourself. And if you find someone to love the “YOU” you love, well that’s just…
We love because it’s the only true adventure. -Nikki Giovanni Yesterday, at a funeral I learned that the deceased woman and her husband had only known…
It’s the “Wirkin” the Walmart Birkin -Viral trends on TikTok When the “Black Cat-Golden-retriever” Russian chick on TikTok starts making videos about that guy who only…
Yes, the Xmas text from “Holiday Text Guy,” came in at 7:29 am on Xmas morning. It was followed by a Xmas meme where Jim Bellushi…
Soup puts the heart at ease, calms down the violence of hunger, eliminates the tension of the day and awakens and refines the appetite. August Escoffier…
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. -Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind I was reading an article yesterday in the New York Times where…
We loved with a love that was more than love Edgar Allen Poe A few days before Christmas, I matched with a guy on bumble who…
You weak minded fool. He is using a Jedi Mind Trick!” Jabba the Hutt Dear Notoriouslysingle I knew I should have swiped left. I knew the…
All is quiet on New Years Day A world in white is underway I want to be with you New Years Day U2 It’s 2023. It’s…