When Your Date Looks Like Jabba the Hutt
You weak minded fool. He is using a Jedi Mind Trick!” Jabba the Hutt Dear Notoriouslysingle I knew I should have swiped left. I knew the…
You weak minded fool. He is using a Jedi Mind Trick!” Jabba the Hutt Dear Notoriouslysingle I knew I should have swiped left. I knew the…
When that one guy you were dating calls you fat. You know the one, the one who wore hats. He once called you beautiful The one…
All is quiet on New Years Day A world in white is underway I want to be with you New Years Day U2 It’s 2023. It’s…
Let me take you on a trip. Around the world and back. And you won’t have to move you just sit still. Let your mind do…
“My mother use to make the worst meat loaf. It was always grey and tasted like leather.“ -Paul ‘O Haloran September has been a bitch that…
The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve but a reality to experience. Frank Herbert, Dune, It’s Friday. My assistant at work asked if I…
Everyone believes in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. Unknown There’s a new coffee shop in Eagle Rock. Unincorporated Coffee has taken over the Sworks…
We’re all damaged in our own way. Johnny Depp I’m sure you’ve heard enough from the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Herd defamation trial. If you haven’t…
Love is in vain if luck isn’t there Giacomo Puccini What can I say, I have a love for Puccini. Hey, he knew how to pair…
How can a Hero exit the inferno of life of he doesn’t know he’s the hero?