Why Does He Only Text On Holidays Part 4: Cue the Rerun, Thanksgiving Day Edition
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
You had me at hello -Jerry Maguire Love bombs, breadcrumbs, and ghosting. It’s what dating is all about in 2025. Personally, I’ve been off dating apps…
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -George Carlin Betheny Frankel is the kween of all things going viral on TikTok: chicken…
I might be eating something and the bag opens up in a cool way and I’m like ‘I wanna put that in a song.’ -Benny Blanco…
I’ve always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie. -Bill Paxton “Con Mum,” Netflix’s latest documentary film about…
We love because it’s the only true adventure. -Nikki Giovanni Yesterday, at a funeral I learned that the deceased woman and her husband had only known…
Capitalism is the only system in the world founded on credit and character. -Robert Eaton I’ve been a NURSE for 3 decades. That’s a long time.…
Single and shining bright like a Diamond. -Unknown Los Angeles is on fire. It’s crazy and definitely apocalyptic. One thing that stood out to me was…
Yes, the Xmas text from “Holiday Text Guy,” came in at 7:29 am on Xmas morning. It was followed by a Xmas meme where Jim Bellushi…
Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? -The Substance Xmas time is all about being a sloth and binging movies. My movie of…