Would “Mrs. Ballerina Farms” Approve? #100DaysofSummer
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. Katherine Hepburn There’s been a ton of controversy over “Ballerina Farms.” People think she was…
Who’s Your Page 30 Guy #100DaysofSummer
I don’t think about art when I’m working. I try to think about life. -Jean Michel Basquiat “Grab the nearesttttttttty book around you. Turn to page…
The Problem With Dating: It’s One Dimensional
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. -Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind I was reading an article yesterday in the New York Times where…
Have You Seen Vampires Kiss With Nick Cage? #100DaysofSummer
I am not a demon. I am a lizard a shark a heat seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.…
Sorry/ Not Sorry Review: Why Does Louis C.K Think It’s O.K. To Masturbate In Public? #100DaysofSummer
On dating is an act of bravery: We’re the number one threat to women, globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem.…
L-O-V-E : It’s the 2024 Resolution
We loved with a love that was more than love Edgar Allen Poe A few days before Christmas, I matched with a guy on bumble who…
Martinis Should Always be Shaken
I prefer my martini shaken not stirred James Bond It’s the famous quote from all the James Bond movies: “I prefer my martinis shaken not stirred.”…
The Story of This One Little Cock Who Found True Love ❤️
Love makes our soul crawl out from its hiding place Zora Neale Hurston On my way to work in Yucca Valley, I kept passing this place…
Master Of The Game #SynchroMysticism Part 3: Herman Hess
There is no reality except the one contained within us. -Herman Hess I still remember reading “Siddhartha” in 11th grade AP English at Eagle Rock High.…
The Urinal & The 4th Dimension #SynchroMysticism Part 2: Marcel Duchamp
If we share this nightmare we can dream spiritus mundi. If you act as you think, the missing link, synchronicity. Synchronicity I, The Police Marcel Duchamp,…
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