Why Does He Only Text On Holidays Part 4: Cue the Rerun, Thanksgiving Day Edition
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now. – Clark Griswold, National Lampoons…
You had me at hello -Jerry Maguire Love bombs, breadcrumbs, and ghosting. It’s what dating is all about in 2025. Personally, I’ve been off dating apps…
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -George Carlin Betheny Frankel is the kween of all things going viral on TikTok: chicken…
I might be eating something and the bag opens up in a cool way and I’m like ‘I wanna put that in a song.’ -Benny Blanco…
The most exciting, challenging and significant love of all is loving yourself. And if you find someone to love the “YOU” you love, well that’s just…
Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time. -Terry Patchet Are you living on more than one timeline? Many people are. Some are time-travelers.…
Yes, the Xmas text from “Holiday Text Guy,” came in at 7:29 am on Xmas morning. It was followed by a Xmas meme where Jim Bellushi…
Soup puts the heart at ease, calms down the violence of hunger, eliminates the tension of the day and awakens and refines the appetite. August Escoffier…
I’ll give you a winter prediction: it’s gonna be cold. It’s gonna be grey. And it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life. -Phil,…